Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Don't count on me to answer Sports questions if you're my Trivial Pursuit partner.
I surprised myself by having a great time. When you take the time to learn the rules, baseball actually seems like an interesting and complex game. I couldn't keep up with a lot of it. Every couple minutes, someone would say, "Did you see what the first baseman just did?" No! I was looking at the pitcher! Or maybe I was watching the man in the ostrich suit who was throwing hot dogs at people. Like I said. It's an interesting game, this baseball. And guess what?
The stadium not only sells terrific funnel cakes...
It has its very own Jackson Pollock-inspired bison!
Dude. We got some serious culture going on here in Oklahoma City. Seriously.
You're not alone, I'm so not a sports fan that when I got digital satellite hooked up they were telling me the various packages available and I asked if there were any packages with no sports channels. There aren't, and I was the first person ever to ask.
After a while, does the funnel cake seem like a 3-D representation of a smallish piece from a Pollock painting? Or is it just because I am miserably tired?